ATTACK OF THE LUSHITES
ebook

ATTACK OF THE LUSHITES (ebook)

Editorial:
RUSS CROSSLEY
Materia
Narrativa / Literatura en otras lenguas / Literatura en inglés
ISBN:
cdlxi00333246
Formato:
Epublication content package
DRM
Si

In this thrilling, adventure-laden, grease-stained, booze-soaked comedy spanning the galaxy of tomorrow, two unlikely heroes find each other as they struggle to save addiction for all human and alien kind.

Join fast food junkie, Jalapeno Popover, and booze-hound Bud Wiser, as their two cultures clash in a titanic meeting of two intergalactic species so different it?s just plain goofy.

Attack of the Lushites tells the harrowing story of mail clerk, Jal Popover who, at risk of losing his fat-and-sassy job forever, must deliver the first mail received in six-hundred years. It must be bad news.

Fear strikes at his clogged arteries because Jal LOVES his job. How will he watch vids of old movies all night if he loses his waistline-expanding job?

The Lushites are coming! The Lushites are coming!
What should we do? Where should we hide?
Aw, screw it. Let?s have lunch...

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